soyjak.party, the second largest imageboard next to 4chan and a long time enemy of /bant/, has been auctioned off following a discord drama. We the people of /bant/ aim to purchase the imageboard by crowdfunding money from /biz/, and turn it into a bastion of free speech like Elon did with Twitter, in order to spite soyteens.

New sharty will be decentralized, unstoppable, and uncensorable. This will be done by utilizing Distributed Hash Tables, the anti-censorship technology behind Torrent and The Pirate Bay. This technically ensures that even Keffals can't delete your precious ACKs.

New sharty will have no janny with authority, but democracy of $COBSON holders. Think of it like a share of a company with voting rights. You get to vote by $COBSON to rangeban annoying IPs. You get to vote by $COBSON to create/destroy a board. This ensures that no moot can delete /qa/ ever again.

The sale of $COBSON has begun at Quickswap on Polygon zkEVM. We use the funds we raise to buyout soyjak.party. Token address is 0x77fa28C419677Fb42fc6bb82C4feB145f701aD70. Price chart is here.

This token sale is operated by the cirno bump cult. If you think this is an illegal unregistered security offering, prosecute the cirno bump cult.